Meet Abbas – The Humanitarian Hero with a Twist of Adventure and a Dash of Dance! the Saucy (and Possibly Secret) Globetrotter 🍔✈️🕵️:


“Abbas is A-boss as well he us a very busy man, not some unemployed fisherman staring at the sea, humming ‘Hello, is it me you’re looking for?’ If you’re serious about diving into epic adventures and ketchup-fueled escapades,

If you hate long texts in two lines who am I:

MY NEVER ENDING DEBATE :

I keeps saying to doctors, I am smart enough to know I jave ADHD,
While the doctors keep saying I am smart enough to have ADHD.

What a hell life u have poor Abbas 🥹

This fearless foodie scarfed down Big Macs with turbo-charged ketchup in 130 cities! From juggling pickles in Paris to sliding sauce packets in Seattle, Abbas’s ketchup capers are spreading laughs (and a little extra red) wherever he goes. Rumor has it Abbas might be a spy—always spotted on planes, perhaps using extra ketchup packets as high-tech gadgets. While in fact Whenever he’s just a few blocks from his hotel, he transforms into Mr. Bean with a Google Map, running around in hilarious circles for miles, only to realize he was heading the wrong way all along.

And whenever Abbas strolls into a McDonald’s, the staff go on high alert, mistaking him for the elusive Global Inspection Manager. They nervously check if the fries in Sydney are tasting exactly like the ones in Vancouver, whispering about secret sauce standards and undercover seasoning protocols. Abbas just smiles, enjoying his extra crispy fries while the crew sweats over their spuds.

Who knew a globetrotting burger bash could be so downright relish-ing, full of undercover antics, and served with a side of side-splitting humor?

Ever dreamt of dating someone who’s been abducted in Malaysia, lost their passport in Croatia, and can out-dance a Bollywood star? Well, swipe right and let’s make it happen!

🌍 About Me:
I’m Abbas Hassan, a passionate humanitarian lawyer and globe-trotting entrepreneur with over 14 years of experience making the world a better place. When I’m not busy fighting for justice or running my own business from 130 cities around the world, you might find me in a spontaneous dance-off or recounting tales of my misadventures.

✨ Achievements & Quirks:
• Law Degree & Master’s in International Law: Saving the world one statute at a time.
• Globetrotter Extraordinaire: From getting abducted in Malaysia (don’t worry, all good now!) to losing my passport in Croatia – my travel stories are legendary.
• Remote Business Maestro: Balancing work and wanderlust like a pro, all while maintaining a killer Spotify playlist.

😂 Fun & Hilarious Tidbits:
• Dancing Addict: Thanks to my ADHD, I’m always ready to break into a dance. My doctor and I have endless debates – he says I’m too smart for ADHD, but I’ve been to hell and back to achieve what I have. Let’s just say, I’ve got moves and stories to match!
• Passport Lost (Again): If you love a good adventure and a laugh, I can tell you about the time I misplaced my passport in Croatia – yes, it was as dramatic as it sounds.
• Adventures in Malaysia: Abducted? Maybe not the typical first date story, but hey, it’s all part of my globe-trotting charm!

🎉 Passions & Interests:
• Adventure Seeker: Always up for hiking, exploring new cities, or spontaneous road trips.
• Culinary Explorer: Let’s hunt down the best local eats or cook something exotic together – kitchen disasters included (but with laughter!).
• Master of Dad Jokes & Puns: If you appreciate a good laugh and some groan-worthy humor, we’ll get along famously.

💡 Fun Fact:
I’ve danced at more international festivals than you can shake a tambourine at – and I have the dance moves (or at least the enthusiasm) to prove it!

Swipe Right If:
You’re looking for someone who can make you laugh, inspire you with incredible stories, and join you in creating a life filled with love, laughter, and endless adventures. Let’s start with a message and see where our story takes us – maybe over a coffee in a city neither of us has visited yet?