I am vibrant, fun, witty, energetic and creative. I know all the coolest places to go and the best things to do. I can make even staying in on a Sunday night an amazing adventure!

Some random bits about me
* I live a purposeful, modest life. Sold my house during COVID and bought a large motorhome that I live in full time.
* It is physically impossible to be angry or sad when you are skipping. (Try it!)
* Kissing is awesome!
* I find that the clinking of glass on glass makes wine taste sweeter.
* I love to dance and don't really care that I'm bad at it.
* Marshmallows are best served golden brown and warm, fresh off the fire.
* Laugh lines are sexy!
* I recycle, compost, give to charity and generally try to make the world a better place.
* A few of the jobs I've had (in no particular order): log truck driver, bill collector, Chinese translator, office secretary, UPS driver, pasta chef, motorcycle mechanic, advertising copywriter, and manager of an accounting department. I also once taught a summer semester at a local university.
* I have a low tolerance for bad drivers, ultra conservatives, and anyone who is afraid of taking the tiniest little chances in life.
* While I still call myself a flexitarian, I'm really more like a semi-strict vegetarian.
* I journal every day.
* I am a good cook and like to be in the kitchen. Especially together!
* I can read a map but am not afraid to stop and ask directions.
* Darks in cold, whites in hot, brights in warm.
* White paint on walls is boring.
* I have between 49 and 51 Shades of Grey; depending on time, energy, mood, libido, privacy, schedule, opportunity. You know, daily life. At any rate, you should be okay with something right in the middle of that range. ;)
* Fit and active but not a slave to the gym.
* Ziploc bags that aren't wet or slimy should be reused.
* Every week when I buy my groceries, I try to always buy at least one thing I've never tried before.
* Every day is a beautiful day. Mondays aren't inherently worse than any of the other days and Fridays aren't inherently better.
* I try to live life with verve and love to try new things.
* I don't own a TV.
* I will happily come rescue you from spiders. (Especially if you believe in rewarding such brave and chivalrous acts.)
* I was 3rd grade checkers champion.